In a swampy wood
Of earthy soil
The watchful eye
Of the fluffy little dog
Focuses on
An unknown object.
He watches,
Waiting
For a sign.
He wonders
If it is friend,
Or foe.
No one will ever know.

Once upon a night so dark
Did I hear a little bark
Not in front, but up above
The little woof rang out like a dove
The U.F.O. rose out of sight
And disappeared in a flash of blue light
That's one thing I had never assumpted:
Little Queequeg had been abducted.

Dark, shiny iris
Of an unblinking little eye
Amongst fluffy brown and white fur
On a dog's little face
With the blank expression.
Pant, little dog
And wiggle your nose.
The gator is coming
And you better watch out.
He is starving.
He needs to eat.
And a little Queequeg
Would be a nice treat.

To the tune of "Deck The Halls"
Oh no, I think Queequeg has a furball,
Yarf yarf yarf yarf yarf, yarf yarf, yarf, yarf.
I think he's gonna cough it up in the hall-al,
Yarf yarf yarf yarf yarf, yarf yarf, yarf, yarf.
Should I give him the Hemiliche Maneuver,
Yarf yarf yarf, yarf yarf yarf, yarf, yarf, yarf.
Or should I just get the Hoover?
Yarf yarf yarf yarf yarf, yarf yarf, yarf, yarf.

To the tune of "Oh, Holy Night"
Oh, little dog,
The gator's sly-ly loo-king
For a tasty, little snack.
Long live the dog
Who's yapping is anno-ying
To whine to be let out.

Around the shore
His little nose is pointing,
Under the gator's
Watchful eye,

Ooooooooh, little dog,
You never would have barked,
If you-ou knew
What would happen to you,
You little moo,
Oh, dog,
Oh little do-og!
Oh, dog,
Oh, Quee-queg!

To the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
You better not hiss, you better not meow,
Bad day to be a cat, I'm telling you now,
Little Rat-Dog's coming to town!

He'll run from a croc, bark at it twice,
He better run fast, them gator's ain't nice,
Little Rat-Dog's coming to town!

He better move move his fanny, he better haul behind,
Once he escapes those snapping jaws,
Those cat's he's gonna find!

Don't worry you cats, don't worry your fur,
You're safe for a time, I'm telling you, sir,
Queequeg just got munched.

To the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
Queequeg was a little dog,
Yipping dog, yapping dog,
Queequeg was a little dog,
Who liked to wander far.

And everywhere that Queequeg went,
Queequeg walked, Queequeg ran,
And everywhere that Queequeg went,
Danger was ajar.

He wandered to a swamp one day,
Marsh one day, bog one day,
He wandered to a swamp one day,
But guess who was around?

Big Blue came up from the lake,
From the loch, from the depths,
Big Blue came up from the lake
And gulped the poor mutt down.

To the tune of "The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song"
We don't know the bad guy's first name,
So it's C-A-N-C-E-R;
We don't know the bad guy's second name,
So M - A - N;
Oh he likes to splice and kill all day
But try to ask why, he will say.......
'Cause Cancer Man has a way
With Alien D - N - A!!!

Sung to "My Heart Will Go On" from the movie Titanic
When I watch Mulder and Scully
I feel you, I sense you.
That is how I know Scully...goes on.

Far across the lake side
and hungry alligators
Scully has shown that she will , go on.

Here, there, Queequeg is everywhere
I believe that there was a Big Blue,
Still, now, you rule forever more
And you’re there in Scully’s heart
And her heart will go on and on.

Dogs can come just one time,
and last till the alligator comes
And never get mad that Mulder hates you.

Love was when she bathed you.
One time she really smelled you
Gillian said "something was dying inside that dog"

Here, there, Queequeg is everywhere
I believe that there was a Big Blue
Still, now, you rule forever more
And you’re there in Scully’s heart
And her heart will go on and on.

Mulder’s here, there’s nothing Scully fears
And she knows that Mulder’s not really a jerk.
Mulder will stay, guilty that way
Cause he didn’t like you,
And your death will live on and on.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh