, 
: You and target opponent
each choose one artifact from any graveyard. The artifact you choose comes
into play on your side as though it were just cast. The artifact that target
opponent chooses is removed from the game.Okay, boys and girls. Here's another Magic the Gathering mini-set. This time, based on Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
| Gadget | 2 |
| Summon Rescue Ranger Legend | 0/1 |
| , : You and target opponent
each choose one artifact from any graveyard. The artifact you choose comes
into play on your side as though it were just cast. The artifact that target
opponent chooses is removed from the game. |
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| Chip | 1 |
| Summon Rescue Ranger Legend | 0/1 |
| All your Rescue Ranger Legends gain Bands with other Rescue Ranger Legends. | |
| Dale | |
| Summon Rescue Ranger Legend | 0/1 |
| Monterey Jack | 1 |
| Summon Rescue Ranger Legend | 1/1 |
| Zipper | 1 |
| Summon Rescue Ranger Legend | 0/1 |
| Flying | |
| Fat Cat |  |
| Summon Cat Legend | 1/2 |
| All your Henchmen Legends gain Bands with other Henchmen Legends. | |
| Mole | 1 |
| Summon Henchman Legend | 1/1 |
| Wart | 1 |
| Summon Henchman Legend | 1/1 |
| Mepps | 1 |
| Summon Henchman Legend | 1/1 |
| Snout | 1 |
| Summon Henchman Legend | 1/1 |
| Norton Nimnul | 1 |
| Summon Mad Scientist Legend | 1/1 |
| RR, : Regenerate target
Artifact Creature. That Artifact Creature gets a -1/-1 counter. |
|
| Gigantico Ray Gun | 4 |
| Artifact | |
| 3, : Give to or remove
from target creature a Ray Gun counter. This counter can either give
+2/+2 or -2/-2. If a -2/-2 Ray Gun counter reduces a creature's toughness
below 1, its toughness becomes 1. A creature may only have one Ray Gun counter
on it. |
|
| Metamorphosizer | 5 |
| Artifact | |
| 2, : Choose two creatures.
Those two creatures exchange creature types. For example, if the two creatures
are Summon Fairy and Summon Goblin, the Fairy becomes a Goblin and the Goblin
becomes a Fairy, both entitled to any bonuses and/or restrictions given to
that creature type by any other cards in play. Cannot target Legends. |
|
| Cosmic Meteor | 4 |
| Artifact | |
| 3, : All damage dealt
to target non-artifact creature is reduced to 0 as long as Cosmic Meteor
stays tapped. You may choose not to untap Cosmic Meteor during your untap
phase. |
|
| Coo-Coo Cola | 0 |
| Artifact | |
| 2 : Sacrifice Coo-Coo
Cola to change target creature to any one color.
"Come along. You belong." -- Coo-Coo Cola jingle |
|
| Cheese Attack | X |
| Instant | |
| Monterey Jack gets +X/+0, Rampage: X divided by 3 (rounded down), and Trample until end of turn. Place X Cheese counters on Monterey Jack. Monterey Jack does not untap as normal while any Cheese counters remain on him. Remove one Cheese counter during Monterey Jack's controller's upkeep. | |
All cards beyond this point were created by Chuck Lindsey (cblindse@umr.edu) and have had some slight modifications made by me to make them easier to understand.
| Leftover Parts | 1 |
| Enchant Artifact | |
| Each time target artifact enchanted be Leftover Parts becomes
tapped put a Missing Part counter on Leftover Parts. If at any time there
are 3 or more Missing Part counters on Leftover Parts, bury target artifact
enchanted by Leftover Parts.
"I keep winding up with leftover parts..." -- Gadget Hackwrench |
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| Gadget's Workshop | |
| Legendary Land | |
| Each time an artifact is placed in the graveyard put an Invention
counter on Gadget's Workshop.
"It's my latest invention" -- Gadget Hackwrench |
| Ranger Plane | 4 |
| Artifact | |
| While Ranger Plane is in play, all Rescue Ranger Legends
gain Flying.
"This bird could stop on a dime and give you nine cents change." -- Monterey Jack |
|
| Weather Machine | 6 |
| Artifact | |
| If there are any Energy counters on Weather Machine, it does
not untap as normal during your untap phase. During your upkeep if there
are any energy counters on Weather Machine, remove one.
2
"Those rodents are always ruining my plans." -- Norton Nimnul |
|
| Ceiling Fan | 3 |
| Artifact | |
| 0: Tap a Rescue Ranger Legend to look at one card at random from target opponent's hand. If it is a Summon Henchman Legend card opponent must discard it. | |
| Rescue Ranger HQ |
| Legendary Land |
| :Place any number of Rescue Ranger
Legends under Rescue Ranger HQ. Cards placed under Rescue Ranger HQ in this
way are considered out of the game.
|
| Rescue Rangers Slogan | 1 |
| Instant | |
| All Rescue Ranger Legends gain +1/+1 and first strike until
end of turn.
"Rescue Rangers Away!!!" |
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| Plunger Dart Harpoon | 5 |
| Artifact | |
| 4,: Target attacking
creature deals no damage in combat this turn and does not untap during its
controller's next untap phase.
"Bullseye!" |
|
| Mouse Sized Clipboard | 2 |
| Artifact | |
| :Add 2 colorless mana
to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast artifacts.
"The only thing better than blueprints." -- Gadget Hackwrench |
|
| Plato | 2 |
| Summon Dog Legend | 2/3 |
| X,: Plato deals X damage
divided by 2 to target creature, where X is Plato's power at the time the
activation cost for this effect was paid.
"I Give up, just get this dog off of me!" |
|
| Gyromobile | 4 |
| Artifact | |
| While Gyromobile is in play all Rescue Ranger Legends cannot
be blocked by walls.
"Are you sure its safe?" -- Monterey Jack |
|
| Rangermobile | 4 |
| Artifact | |
| While Rangermobile is in play all Rescue Ranger Legends Gain
Trample.
|
|
| Quick Repair | 1 |
| Sorcery | |
| Take target Artifact Creature from your graveyard and put
it directly into play as if it was just summoned. Put a +1/+1 counter on
this Artifact Creature.
"With all of this stuff lying around I can fix it." -- Gadget Hackwrench |
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| Clever Plan | |
| Instant | |
| All Rescue Ranger Legends Gain Flanking until end of turn.
"We'll derail his Choo Choo." -- Chip |
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| Crash |  |
| Sorcery | |
| Destroy all Artifacts from the Rescue Rangers expansion set.
"Nobody said anything about stopping!" -- Gadget Hackwrench |
|
| Pi-rats | 2 |
| Summon Pi-rats | 1/1 |
| 1,: Tap target
mana-producing land controlled by target opponent to add the amount and type
of mana that land produces to your mana pool. Any decisions necessary are
made by the lands controller. |
|
| Strike That | 1 |
| Interrupt | |
| Counter target spell if it is from the Rescue Rangers expansion.
"Oops... Strike That." -- Gadget Hackwrench |
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| Kinder and Gentler |  |
| Enchantment | |
| When Kinder and Gentler comes into play put 3 Calm counters
on it. While there are any Calm counters on Kinder and Gentler no creatures
can attack and no spell that assigns damage may be cast. During your upkeep
remove a Calm counter from Kinder and Gentler. If at any time there are no
Calm counters on Kinder and Gentler, bury it.
"I say we do it Gad-get's way..." -- Chip |
|
| Ranger Wing | 7 |
| Artifact | |
| You may sacrifice Ranger Plane instead of paying Ranger Wing's
casting cost. When Ranger Wing comes into play choose a land type. While
Ranger Wing is in play all Rescue Ranger Legends gain flying and landwalk
ability of the chosen type. :Untap target attacking or blocking
Rescue Ranger Legend. This Rescue Ranger Legend neither deals nor receives
damage in combat. |
|
| Toy Bazooka | 3 |
| Artifact | |
| :Sacrifice Toy Bazooka
to deal 2 damage to any target.
"They sure make these toys realistic don't they." -- Monterey Jack |
|
| Gadget's Camera | 5 |
| Artifact | |
| If there are any Flash counters on Gadget's Camera it does
not untap during its controller's untap phase. Instead remove one Flash counter.
T:All attacking creatures are considered blocked. Place 2 Flash counters on Gadget's Camera
"I guess it is a bit bright isn't it." -- Gadget Hackwrench |
|
| Glass Cutter | 2 |
| Artifact | |
| :Deal 1 damage to target
wall or artifact creature
"Do you always carry a glass cutter around?" -- Monterey Jack |
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| Explanation | X |
| Sorcery | |
| Play only if you control Gadget. Add X times 2 colorless mana to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to cast artifacts or pay the activation costs of artifacts. Place X Tangent counters on Gadget. If Gadget has any Tangent counters on her she does not untap as normal during her controller's untap phase. Instead remove on Tangent counter.
"It is said even the brothers Urza and Mishra feared her ability to
create" |
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| Stolen Blue Prints |  |
| Enchantment | |
| Gain control of target artifact from the Rescue Rangers expansion | |
| Dirk Suave Movie |  |
| Enchantment | |
| While Dirk Suave Movie is in play Dale gains "0: Target creature
can not attack or block this turn. Use this ability only once per turn." and Flying |
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| Bad Contract | |
| Enchantment | |
| Remove all cards from the Rescue Rangers expansion set from
the game. As long as Bad Contract is in play, no cards from the Rescue Rangers
expansion set may be played.
"As long as you keep making them they're ours!" -- Fox Executive |
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